[This is very distinctly not a phone call but a voicemail, a message that has to be opened later, left at around 10:30 PM on December 17th (better known as That Day Eridan Came Back From Resident Evil Event). The voice is unsurprisingly Kanaya's!]

Hey, Roslyn. I just wanted to let you know that I did what you said to do, for almost two whole Earth weeks, and it was almost working. Then while I wasn't looking [a little emotion, which she's actively repressing, bleeds into her voice here] Eridan got turned into a zombie and killed by his other ex-girlfriend.

[Actively steeling herself now.] So I think I'm going back to what I was doing before. That's all. Bye. [Click.]