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You've reached Chief Inspector Roslyn Small at [number here]. Leave your name, contact details, and intent. I will return your message soon.

Oh, I won't deny the difficulty. I thought humans just put up with it. Which is odd considering your incredible cultural aversion to death.

We rarely 'just put up with it', no. And yes, we tend to find death a painful topic.

[Muttering to herself] "Rarely just put up with it"...

I suppose that shouldn't surprise me.

No, I suppose not.

Regardless, did you need anything else?

Not really, if you don't have more "child-rearing" advice.

They'll get into trouble easily and want to nap a lot. Also, avoid feeding them anything with sugar. Beyond that, I don't have much, no.

Sugar...

Okay. Thank you so much. I shouldn't take up more of your time.

You're welcome. Good luck.

Goodbye.

[Hangup!]