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Roslyn "McSexy" Small ([personal profile] boughtabookstore) wrote2013-02-22 01:15 pm
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fe_male: (erg: drinky drink)

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-11-24 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, that's easy. He learned how to do that when he was like. Eleven. That's totally fine. Especially if she doesn't need comforting, because seriously, if she doesn't want to have sex, then that's pretty much his one card off the table.

That's another sort of eyebrow raise but hey, whatever. He gives himself a double really quick and then just leaves the bottle within her reach and sits back again. ]
Bad timing, good idea? Everyone's usually fucking idiots, it's why we have so many. [ ha ha ] But it is unusual to see everyone come out in such force.
fe_male: because he's never trusting it again (what: damn his intuition)

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-12-09 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well he doesn't mind starting in on his own immediately, even if he's not going to finish it quite so fast. ]

Why, what are they doing? Because that seems like it sort of defeats the point of having them... on your side.
fe_male: 'how weird can you get before a guy won't fuck you'. i've deduced most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane. (what: i have a new game. it's called)

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-12-19 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Jesus. Sounds like your life has been a barrel of laughs lately. You just have another drink real quick before handing that back, don't worry about it. Are they seriously being that ridiculous about everything? Because that's pretty fucking ridiculous. That's genuinely a level of stupidity that I wouldn't have even ascribed to this bunch, which is... sort of saying something. Considering.
fe_male: when it can be turned into momentum (hey: would not waste my life in friction)

[personal profile] fe_male 2014-01-01 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus. [ Again.. ] That's kind of fucked up. I mean, sure, bad idea and all that, but I wouldn't really call it a capital offense. They're probably not helping, but then, I mean, it's not like any of them apparently has a clear head about anything at the moment anyway. It's like everybody went and lost their minds at the same time, for no reason.
fe_male: (hey: let's take the sun of a gun down to)

[personal profile] fe_male 2014-01-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shrugs, sips at his drink again. ] Hey, it's cool. I can fake a sympathetic ear just as well as the next guy. Don't worry.

Who died?
fe_male: (what: I've never wondered that)

[personal profile] fe_male 2014-01-25 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, we are both totally drinking. I don't talk about things unless there is sex or drinking happening, and I'm not one to try and beat off a gay horse.

That... [ He's just sort of going to pause for a moment and then blink and then drink a little again. Fortifying. ] I don't know if that counts then. They're a little creepy too, right? Is that just me?