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Roslyn "McSexy" Small ([personal profile] boughtabookstore) wrote2013-02-22 01:15 pm
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fe_male: You can't be that drunk already. (misc: Maybe I'm a robot.)

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[personal profile] fe_male 2013-11-24 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
excellent
just call me over whenever
i basically have the hours of a cheap hooker up here lately
fe_male: if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night (hey: hey give me heads up)

text. → action.

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-11-24 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
kk

[ It doesn't take that long to show up, since... Tony doesn't have anything much else to do. He might have started without her a little bit, but in fairness, she never gave him an exact time to be ready or wait for. Either way, he's got a bottle of decent stuff from ~a stash, and a bottle that looks far more conspicuous for the lack of a label, but is nevertheless completely opaque, clear liquid. He sends a text to her (knock, knock) as he nears the door, hopefully timed well enough to mean he gets to keep using both hands to hold onto the bottles. It's efficiency, not laziness. ]
fe_male: 30 seconds later the Asgardians lose their fucking minds. (hah: it's time they heard 'tubthumping')

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-11-24 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hello to you too. Not that he cares. Technically they already talked on the phone anyway. He sets his alcohol down where she has hers, since that's apparently where it goes right now. ]

Vaguely annoyed at least one mutineer, yes, but yeah, I can probably figure.
fe_male: not a bracelet. half a pair of handcuffs. (what: since when do you wear a bracelet)

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-11-24 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ He'll go ahead and take that glass, sitting on whoever's bed is opposite hers and pouring himself a healthy amount. Then he hears what she's saying, and takes a couple swigs of it before immediately refilling the portion he just drank. Then he settles back a little, which mostly consists of just pivoting a little more towards her, elbows on his knees and glass hanging in his hand between them. ]

Much as I would like to see that, I do not want to see you thrown out an airlock. Personally though I don't know that you'd be out of your bounds. Restitution for emotional and psychological distress brought on by sheer fucking stupidity all around. [ He's not privy to all of it, obviously, and he doesn't actually care to be, but what he has seen on the network, via the feeds when he feels like looking - both sides have had their 'problem children' to deal with. ] How are you?
fe_male: but i still have my motor functions (what: just know i'm having fun)

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-11-24 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'd offer to help, but I'm pretty sure that, too, would make it worse. [ His track record for 'helping' tends to be on the 'blow everything up and just start over' side of things. Not much of a reconstructionist.

That is a little surprising though. It's not like. A great time to be all gossipy, but this is just letting a friend vent, right? Something slightly more normal to talk about? Maybe? ]
What about?
fe_male: but that seems to be a whiskey dialect (hey: i'm very fluent in vodka)

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-11-24 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's okay she can feel like that it's why he brought two bottles of alcohol. Although she's starting to outpace him, he thinks, so he finishes off that glass and reaches over for a refill, holds the bottle out in an offer to fill hers too. He's not really sure how to do this whole like. Good friend comforting thing. ] Well in that case I feel uniquely qualified to be of assistance.

She had a separate thing she was doing? [ Like. A separate person-thing? ] Did you... Catch her doing... it?
fe_male: (erg: drinky drink)

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-11-24 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, that's easy. He learned how to do that when he was like. Eleven. That's totally fine. Especially if she doesn't need comforting, because seriously, if she doesn't want to have sex, then that's pretty much his one card off the table.

That's another sort of eyebrow raise but hey, whatever. He gives himself a double really quick and then just leaves the bottle within her reach and sits back again. ]
Bad timing, good idea? Everyone's usually fucking idiots, it's why we have so many. [ ha ha ] But it is unusual to see everyone come out in such force.
fe_male: because he's never trusting it again (what: damn his intuition)

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-12-09 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well he doesn't mind starting in on his own immediately, even if he's not going to finish it quite so fast. ]

Why, what are they doing? Because that seems like it sort of defeats the point of having them... on your side.
fe_male: 'how weird can you get before a guy won't fuck you'. i've deduced most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane. (what: i have a new game. it's called)

[personal profile] fe_male 2013-12-19 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Jesus. Sounds like your life has been a barrel of laughs lately. You just have another drink real quick before handing that back, don't worry about it. Are they seriously being that ridiculous about everything? Because that's pretty fucking ridiculous. That's genuinely a level of stupidity that I wouldn't have even ascribed to this bunch, which is... sort of saying something. Considering.
fe_male: when it can be turned into momentum (hey: would not waste my life in friction)

[personal profile] fe_male 2014-01-01 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus. [ Again.. ] That's kind of fucked up. I mean, sure, bad idea and all that, but I wouldn't really call it a capital offense. They're probably not helping, but then, I mean, it's not like any of them apparently has a clear head about anything at the moment anyway. It's like everybody went and lost their minds at the same time, for no reason.
fe_male: (hey: let's take the sun of a gun down to)

[personal profile] fe_male 2014-01-14 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ He shrugs, sips at his drink again. ] Hey, it's cool. I can fake a sympathetic ear just as well as the next guy. Don't worry.

Who died?
fe_male: (what: I've never wondered that)

[personal profile] fe_male 2014-01-25 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, we are both totally drinking. I don't talk about things unless there is sex or drinking happening, and I'm not one to try and beat off a gay horse.

That... [ He's just sort of going to pause for a moment and then blink and then drink a little again. Fortifying. ] I don't know if that counts then. They're a little creepy too, right? Is that just me?